Quick way to reduce head count October 11, 2007Posted by Darth Sidious in Managing Employees.
This is definitely a Sith signature move that the Jedi would never try. If you feel the ranks have gotten too fat, or you just need to streamline your overhead, here’s a quick ‘n easy way to trim the fat with minimal cost.
Announce that a mandatory drug test is required. Those that have used drugs will quit before the test is even administered thus saving you the time and expense of conducting layoffs (severance pay and all that).